She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I think my nap took me to another dimension
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
His nipple licking is glorious
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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