How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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