I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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