i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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