i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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