Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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