If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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