They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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