what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Randomize
