too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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