oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Just cropdusted the office
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
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