I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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