We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
they're like a gay fantastic four
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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