I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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