we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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