Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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