If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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