Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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