That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Randomize
