Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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