marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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