oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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