I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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