I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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