She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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