theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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