that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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