But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Ladies don't puke and tell
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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