All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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