Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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