i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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