quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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