i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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