I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
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