whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Randomize
