How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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