he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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