so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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