she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Randomize
