I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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