the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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