ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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