so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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