Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
i now understand why vodka
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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