I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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