I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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