Don't make out with my wife yet
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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