no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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