She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
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