Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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