My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
